”The paper has two parts, which we might call theoretical and practical (a construction), for the benefit of those who think that architects are incapable of thinking about what they do and even less capable of talking about it; and for those who believe that nobody needs to talk about architecture, one should just DO it. If you fall into one of these categories, you may choose to read only the appropriate part. Good luck in deciding which one is which. This is the expanded (or augmented) text of a lecture called “Jugs” that [Jennifer] gave for the “Body/Space/Machine” Symposium held at the University of Florida in March 1989. The expanded version, called “Big Jugs,” was delivered as a lecture at Princeton University in October 1989. A substantial portion of the implant comes from a paper, “Architecture, Writing, The Body,” delivered in the session, “Forecasting the Direction of Architectural Theory,” at the Annual Meeting of the Association of Collegiate Schools of Architecture in Miami 1987.